December 14

National suck your boyfriends dick day. Go give him some good head... even if it’s your first time, you got this girl

Her: hey do u know what day it is
Him: um December 14?
Her: yea it’s national suck dick day!
Him: you thinking what I’m thinking?
Her: ofc

by Big bitties 123 December 12, 2019

December 23

National grab titties day, grab some bitch’s titties! Go for it

aye its December 23, time to grab some titties

by dicksucker84 November 19, 2019

Daily December

The holiday month following No Fap November, in which a person masturbates daily. It preceeds Jiffy January, which is celebrated by having as many quickies as possible.

Dude, NFN has left me SOOOO horny. Good thing it's now Daily December!

by whysoser!ous December 06, 2010

No Dick December

What dudebros threaten women with if they participate in No Shave November, as if anyone wants his dick in the first place.

Woman: I am participating in No-Shave November to help raise awareness for prostate cancer.
Dudebro: Eww! How dare you do something that does not revolve around my penis! You better be prepared to participate in No Dick December!

by InsanityxthexGit November 18, 2013

December 14

National Call your crush and tell them you hate them

I’m going to call Eric because he rejected me so I’m going to let out my anger on December 14

by Nationalgeographicluis October 27, 2019

December 3

The day where you shave your tallest friends head and call her a bald potato hun

Me: Hi tall friend! Its December 3rd!
Me: Imma shave your head today!
Tall hun: Ok!
Me: Your such a bald potato hun!
Tall friend: Ok!

by Atarasfriend November 26, 2019

December 3

December 3rd is a day where a lot of rich tennis players are born

Angela was born on December 3, you know what that means

by Mouse lover November 08, 2019