French Dip

A guy goes to the bathroom, leaves the seat up and doesn't flush the toilet.

Then a girl goes to the bathroom, and without really looking or thinking, sits down on the open toilet seat.

Since the seat was left up, she falls in. Her labia "dip" into the dirty toilet water, and as they do, she exclaims, "Au Jus serious!?!"

Thus: the french dip

The Situation had just peed in the toilet and he left the seat up. Snooki was drunk and she went into the bathroom for a pee. She fell into the toilet, and she french dipped into the dirty toilet water.

by PteroDactylMullets February 22, 2011

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dip out

Abandon or cancel out, usu. in reference to plans.

Sorry I had to dip out on you guys at frisbee today; it was way too hot out for me.

by Siren2277 May 22, 2008

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kong dip

when a person who chews tobacco puts a dip in that is so large it looks like Forrest Gump's shrimp partner.

check out that redneck. he's got a kong dip.

by Juan Epstein May 27, 2006

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Hip And Dip

When someone decides to text you after a long period of time just to be hip and then leave again.

Person 1: Alright I'll talk to you later
Person 2: Aight Bro
*3 Months Later*
Person 1: I heard you talk to Sally
Person 2: I don't where'd you hear that.
Person 1: Oh my bad bro I'll talk to you later.
Person 2: You just gonna Hip And Dip like that ?

by Kelly Swank November 17, 2016

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2-dip

can have dual meannings: mainly it's an insult to someone saying that when you have sex with a girl u last less then a minute...you dip it in twice n ur done cuz u bust real quick.
secondly, you it means you got laid. instead of saying 'yo i fucked her still' you say 'yo i 2-dip that still'

in a good term: {man 1}'did u hit dat?'... {man 2}'trust bro..2-dip!!'

insult: {man 1}'the man 2-dip that shit n thats it'

by herbz4ever June 1, 2007

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