cup o joe

n. A cup of coffee, either filter, instant, or percolated, but not a capo bloody chino. Geddit?

Customer: I'd like a cup of coffee
Waiter: What sort of coffee, sir?
Customer: Eh?
Waiter: I mean, we have cappuccino, mocchaccino, mac-
Customer: No dude, just a plain old cup o joe

by StuckInAucks October 3, 2007

red cup party

a typical party where everything that is being drank is poured into red, plastic cups. this is a stereotype, not a fact, but it is still very common amongst college and high school students.

dude, let's hit the red cup party!

by XDW December 31, 2007

frozen cup lady

a lady who sell juice that has been frozen in a cup from 10-25 cents a cup. She sells it from her house usually to neighborhood kids.

"Mama, can I get a quarter to go to the froxen cup lady house"

"I'm going to the frozen cup lady house"

"What kind of frozen cup you finna get from the frozen cup lady house? I'm finna get the yellow one."

by Renee305 February 23, 2010

midnight suction cup

to be awakened at 2am with the anus of a young cat pressed against your cheek. this, unfortunatly, occurs while the cat is trying to sleep next to you in bed, but inadvertantly places it's anus against your face.

this week is gonna suck, i got a midnight suction cup again. i swear, i'm gonna get rid of that cat.

by garrie June 26, 2006

under my cup

A person uses this phrase to describe their sluggish condition when they have not drunk their usual quota of coffee to get going in the morning.

"Dude, why are you so slow and stupid today?"

"The coffeemaker broke. I stopped by Starbucks on my way to work, but I'm still under my cup."

by Commentator X December 13, 2009

plastic cup party

A "cool party" in which faggots get together with their "friends" and partake in drinking alcohol (or fucking coors light) from plastic cups and take many pictures of themselves posing with the cups to then later upload to facebook to show everyone how fucking cool they are.

"YOOO bro! i was so wasted last night at matt's house... i mean you can clearly see from all the facebook pix!! i don't even remember it!"

"i guess that faggot was at a plastic cup party last night"

by Skate Jibbergoon Bitch August 5, 2009

Not my cup of tea

(Idiom) This will appeal to a formidable audience, but not me.

1: What do you think of feminazi rallies?


2: Not my cup of tea

2's mind: Iron my shirt bitch

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004