cooter maintenance

a bikini waxing, preferably a full Brazilian

Dude, where's Clarice?

She's down at the spa for cooter maintenance.

by Thunnus November 1, 2012

Cooter Wine

The grapes you ferment into wine inside your vagina.

We just drank a whole of box of Hannah's cooter wine! Related to butt chugging.

by Fuzz Aldrin February 22, 2013

cooterfest

An annual get together in the North Georgia Mountains to celebrate all that the Cooter offers.

Hey dude, got the truck loaded down with guns and beer....headed to Cooterfest 2k13!!!

by BCBaller November 25, 2013

cooter horn

An over sized clit.

Her cooter horn almost poked me in the eye last night

by burque March 2, 2014

cooter bunnies

Any sexually transmitted disease on one's vagina

He did not have sex with her because she is known to have cooter bunnies.

by its_me_Jasper March 11, 2014

cooter barf

The excrement of a happy vagina.

Omg, I totally made you cooter barf with that killer thrust maneuver!

by CooterQueen April 4, 2014

cooter scootin

Driving around looking for women

Hey Ralph what are going on tonight? "Doing a little cooter scootin."

by goiterbomber April 13, 2014