cooking with ruben 

Cooking with Ruben is an extremely popular online video featuring Ruben and his buddies. They attempt on making cake

“I can’t wait to watch cooking with Ruben for the 58th time today!”

cooking with ruben by uR dED NaN haRRhAR!!1!111 October 30, 2017

Cooking the sausage 

When male inserts his penis into a vagina however does not remove it and continues to leave it there for a length of time

Ben had an amazing night cooking the sausage with Jane

Cooking the sausage by AltCro March 28, 2018

cookernup 

To do something that no cunt understands involving a strange looking dude , a wheel rim used as a bbq and a pet goat

Cookernup the deal like that I shot 3 or 4 weeks ago on the spit

cookernup by Tristan inbread November 9, 2018

Cooked Spaghetti 

A term started In Chicago meaning something is over with, Done or no longer need to be talked about

“I’m not going in there man, that’s cooked spaghetti “

Cooked Spaghetti by Shaqkie Shaq January 29, 2019

Cookedlish 

The type of language one speaks whilst cooked on drugs that is expressed in either sounds, gestures, references or jumbled words that is distinctly unique to the group whilst on the sesh. It can be seen as a myriad of inside jokes or one off attempts at conversations whilst in a cooked state.

No example can ever fit as cookedlish dialect is forever changing. It makes little to no sense to outsiders looking in and is unique to each group & its sesh.

Cookedlish by Tic & Ness April 20, 2019

Cooking the Cans 

Taking alcoholic beverage cans and putting them in a fire to burn off the label. Usually performed by minors or people in areas where alcohol is prohibited.

The group of teens cooked their cans by throwing them in a fire as they drank.

Troy: We should be Cooking the Cans.
Roy: What?
Troy: Put the cans in the fire to burn the labels off.

Cooking the Cans by IowaScholar July 4, 2019

cooking with fatty 

When you are sucking neck sweat of a fatty and it gets hot like when you are cooking.

Look she is so sweaty, she must have been cooking with fatty.

cooking with fatty by Syrupfreak January 17, 2020