The Two Cheek Slide

How you walk to the toilet when you have to poop real bad. So bad every muscle bellow your waist is clenched as tight as possible to prevent leakage.

If I didn’t do the two cheek slide I would have shit my pants for sure!

by magicjesse February 3, 2023

poop cheeks

noun. When you are prairie dog’n and you rush to the bathroom, initially missing the toilet seat slightly and correcting, only to find that you smeared poop on the toilet seat and yourself. The despair then ensues.

“Tom is going to need a minute” said Joe.

Jane questions, “what’s going on?”

Joe replies in a discreet manner, “Tom has poop cheeks.”

“Oh” gasps Jane. “OHHH! Yeah, he’s not coming out anytime soon”

by Maester Winthrop November 4, 2020

Mouth cheeks

The cheeks on your mouth used to hold food in when chewing and liquid when drinking

That baby has fat mouth cheeks

by Who’s hunting whom July 14, 2020

Trench Cheeks

When you create liquid in you trousers

Winston: I need the toilet
Man: why?
Winston: I gave myself trench cheeks

by Swaggilicious99 June 12, 2021

Cheek-Tape

A description of someone overly obssessed with the minstrel known as Nelly

"Jesus Christ it's another Cheek-Tape! They're everywhere!"

by TMB June 17, 2003

grasp the cheeks

What gay people in Southwest Philly do when giving a tossed salad.

What punks say when they don't have a comeback and they're getting roasted.

LaTron grasped the cheeks of his lover Latrell when giving him a tossed salad.

Billy Bob said, "Grasp the cheeks" because he was a tired little B and couldn't hang with anyone.

by grasperofthecheeks May 17, 2016

Two Cheek Notice

Letting your employer know you've quit by sneakily writing "I QUIT" across their significant other's buttcheeks

Mr Kaster took away our health insurance, and Ms Kaster was giving me the eyes, so I had to put in my two cheek notice

by Towrope November 17, 2020