castle in the sky

a whore house

"A fantasy isn't a crime; find yourself a castle in the sky!"

by shuoahdoanpew December 9, 2008

Castonguay

A castonguay is a girl that can not get you off sexually.

I was with this castonguay last night and she couldn't get me off so i ended up jacking myself off.

Na man I can't get with her, I herd she is a castonguay.

by ThuggyC-Reddog April 17, 2011

castic

pertaining to the characteristic of casts typically made of plaster of Paris

I just broke my leg. It's now very castic.

by KSlam May 24, 2010

mung castles

when you are making love on the beach and use your womans mung to make a sand castle

wow, i made huge mung castles last night

by frank noel June 26, 2006

castle fart

something that happens in quiet castle

I was playing super Mario and was in the castle then I castle farted

by orfsadoy March 19, 2010

Castro's Cigar

The sexual act of a man taking a dump in his hand and putting it in the womans mouth like a cigar.

While Johnny and Marie where fornicating Johnny gave Marie a nice and hot Castro's Cigar.

by brawl19 July 7, 2010

casturbate

verb. the act of pleasuring oneself with a broken arm.

I had to casturbate today,I couldn't take it anylonger.

by Jdisco September 7, 2013