California Mud Hopper

N.) V.(TO california mud hop.)- when you have sex and then you pull it out and stick it in each hole simultaneously.

WOOOHOOO!! that was a great california mud hopping session.

by PM March 27, 2004

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California volcano burger

where a girls vagina is messed up because of having her taint cut during child birth thus making her butthole and pussyhole one and causing her to shit out of her vajayjay

Damn I went down on my girl last night and she had the runs and gave me a California volcano burger

by Mark Dang October 17, 2008

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California Duster

Slang for blow job or fellatio.

Terry really honed his California Duster skills when he lived in Fresno.

by Kipples August 3, 2007

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Home of the standard tard/ douche bag. Home to the worst cities in the nation- Sacramento, LA, Bakersfield, Stockton, Modesto, Yuba City, Marysville, Fresno, Berserkley, Fairfield, Vacavile, Davis- the list goes on. Spiked hair. Everyone drives Yukons with rims they cant afford. Think it is the center of attention while being the brunt of jokes. Full of racists, gangs, and shitty, ugly places- example Sacrmento. People who cant drive. People who are beyond rude.

I went to that ugly place they call California. On the way I toke a Sacrmento in Fresno.

by MicahD May 4, 2008

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californication

having sex (fornicating) California style or in California's boundaries.

Buddy: What were you and Jill doing in California?
Me: Californicating, what do you think?
(both chuckling)

by Silverfish August 3, 2005

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California

Pacific region made of awesome, tasting slightly of fruit loops, carne asada, and tofu. Where everyone wishes they were. Also, made of gay, but that's like soo hot now anyway. fun fun fun in the sun. Except when its over 100 degrees everyday during the summer.

SOMETHING CALI THIS WAY COMES.

I sure do wish I was in California.

by lucia marcano April 3, 2009

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