cinnamon candle

its when you light a cinnamon candle and let the wax run on your penis and then you jizz.

dude i just cinnamon candled on my girlfriend last-night.

by zmizzell February 22, 2009

Tri-Cuddle

One of the worst ideas EVER invented. It involves 3 people attempting to cuddle. Never works, ever, even if there is a fire.

'Hey, up at the cabin this weekend you want to tri-cuddle?'
'No way, that is a stupid idea.'

by Virginboi April 21, 2010

Gypsy Cuddle

Sexual assault. Specifically rape.

Do you want a Gypsy cuddle?

by gypsylove67 September 19, 2011

Muddle Cuddle

When you go to hug them but your head is the wrong side, causing awkwardness and/or unintentional touching.

Dude I am so bad, I just did a Muddle Cuddle with my ex!

by SoccerTeas November 3, 2013

fifty-candle blowjob

A blowjob you get because your wife's idea of romance is lighting fifty candles... and you actually light all fifty to set the mood.

She just gave the best head, dude. On a scale from one to ten, it was, like, a fifty-candle blowjob.

by soupbee November 5, 2014

Radio Candle

Listening to music while beating thy meat in the shower. Radio candle is obtained when dick burn begins to occur.

Farley: Afternoon Richard, how are you?
Richard: Not so good, I'm still feeling the effects of radio candle from when I beat it in the YMCA shower.

by King Shlong July 25, 2015

Cat cuddle

To mimic a cat clinging onto its owner's front, but during sexy time. Embedding nails into partner's back is advised for accuracy.

"Ooh baby, that's it, now quick! Give me a cat cuddle!"

by Knobbadan August 17, 2016