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crack jazz 

n. A piece of jazz music that involves musicians playing extremely fast runs (usually during solos) throughout the song, as if the musicians were on crack, speed, or some other stimulant drug when they recorded the song.
Listen to some Miles Davis and John Coltrane recordings if you want to listen to classic "crack jazz". For a more modern example, look up songs by the New York Big Band on Youtube.
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Crack Whore 

A Stupid Bitch With No Brain Than Often Uses Drugs Or Acts Like They Do.
That Girl Is A Crack Whore
Crack Whore by Sk8r4lfe92 October 6, 2009

Crack Pencil 

A person who uses a lame insult.
Mary: your a poo head
Sarah: oh yea well your a Crack Pencil

Crack Ice 

Ice inserted at the top of an exposed butt crack (tall crack)
Someone should crack ice that lap noodle.
Crack Ice by booodty June 24, 2010

Crack-a-Cola 

Coca-Cola, but sort of clever and street.
Dave: Hey dawg, can yo grab me some Crack-a-Cola from dat vending machie right theyuh?

Jeff: Dude, you're white.
Crack-a-Cola by Duckhead666 August 7, 2010

Crack ass 

Verb -to haul ass
Adjective- another term for "fuck"

Noun- a crack head
That concert was crack ass!

You crack ass!

I need to crack ass on homework.
Crack ass by Seventeenthedition January 15, 2015

Crack Biscuit 

Someone who is a crackhead and loves biscuits
Look at all those crack biscuits.
Crack Biscuit by Venom6566 September 25, 2018