Granny butt

When a girl’s ass is lumpy or saggy

Hey bro, see the girl in the shorts, she has a total granny butt.

by Carson Trometer August 22, 2019

butt goon

a joking insult. something you call one who is being a doofus.

bunghole buttmunch doofus putz fartknocker poophead

Hey Shana, stop being a butt goon!!!

by buttgoon August 3, 2016

Butt Dynamite

Used to define a gassy explosion out the butt. It usually follows a large dirty mexican burrito with an orgy of hot sauces. Often seedy, often burns.

BOOM! Goes the Butt Dynamite!

by Night Hawk & Cyber Wolf February 27, 2011

clay butt

The lengthy messy wiping process that results in a clay like, tacky matter. Usually a result after eating sloppy greasy foods.

Robert had such a mean case of clay butt that he became so frustrated after wiping for a great amount of time that he punched a hole in his wall and broke his phone.

by Cam Spurback January 12, 2018

butt lamprey

One who survives not by his own virtue or hard work, but by consuming the excrement of others by continually hanging on to those others' rectum. See 'butt leech'.

"Motorola management is nothing more than a collection of in-bred butt lampreys."

by arf_burnt January 27, 2010

Butt Coffee

When you take a shit and it comes out almost entirely liquid except for sharp parts that have a texture similar to coffee grounds.

Marge: Homer, you look terrible! What happened?
Homer: I had butt coffee.
Marge: Eww...

by KalloFox34 May 10, 2019

Pistachio Butt

A woman’s butt that is so strong, she can use it to crack pistachios. Even the ones at Walmart that were probably packaged centuries ago.

Man- Darn, I want to crack my Walmart Pistachios!
Woman- Boy, don’t worry. I’m a real Pistachio Butt!

by /weird February 12, 2019