butt schmear

when a dog scoots it's butt across the floor in order to excrete it's anal glands often leaving a residue of poo in it's wake...

My dog Willis butt schmeared across the floor yesterday and we had to clean up all the shit left behind...it was gross.

by beckyboo April 7, 2014

butt raper

One who provides the ass fucking.

Oh man I raped you hard. I guess you could say I and a butt raper huh sis

by Not.Even.Asian. April 26, 2016

Granny butt

When a girl’s ass is lumpy or saggy

Hey bro, see the girl in the shorts, she has a total granny butt.

by Carson Trometer August 22, 2019

Butt-post

When you accidentally post unintelligible status updates on social networks by involuntarily pressing buttons on your PDA or cell phone.

"WTF was that nonsense on Facebook man?"

"Damn...musta been another butt-post...I gotta stop carrying that Blackberry in my pocket!"

by johnebbad January 31, 2010

butt spelunking

Verb: The act of spreading the butt cheeks, and diving into the butt hole tongue first.

Hooked up with a chick last night, and she loved it when I went butt spelunking.

Dude, I went butt spelunking for the first time...bitch needed to clean out dat canyon.

by Stoop Fontain April 21, 2014

butt bombs

When someone’s ass smells and they leave it in a specific area and it smells up the whole place. This usually means they need to shower and clean their ass.

“Bro you have butt bombs right now I would shower”

by Butt bomb master 420 June 28, 2020

bungalow butt

when you start to gain weight in your thighs and ass because you live in a bungalow and have no stairs for exercise.

also known in larger metropolitain areas as condo-ass. Condo Ass. condo ass.

now that we live in a bungalow, my ass has turned into a bungalow butt .
i got a condo-ass.

by ta-tas! October 2, 2009