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Boomer Humour

Something that actually has comedic value. a Joke that will actually make you laugh if you have any sense of humour. Not some woke censored crap like Hannah Gadsby.
whingy soy boy: "thats boomer humour"
normal person: "thats why its so funny"
by Issac B September 26, 2023
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Boomer Roll

Expensive toilet paper that can only be purchased by the most affluent in society.
Husband: The bog roll at your parent’s house is so soft and luxurious, it feels like I’m wiping my arse with a kitten.

Wife: Yeah. They only buy Boomer Roll.
by Smell the Glove April 2, 2024
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boomer zoomies

For when Boomer adults spam text message you continually because they don't have anything else going on in their lives and have no sense of time
Old no nozzle Debbie sent me 30 messages today; I'm really getting sick of her Boomer zoomies.
by ffi8gvktr May 2, 2024
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Boomer Loop

In programming, a boomer loop (sometimes erroneously referred to as a "for loop") would look something like this:

public class urbanDictDef {

public static String boomerMethod(Object boomerloop) {

for(int i=0; i < boomerloop.length; i++) {}

}
}
intern: *stops drooling on himself* "hey Bill, how can I iterate through this array?"

bill: "use a boomer loop, dumbass."
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Rumour Boomer

An old person that spreads disinformation or misinformation based off rumours they believe to be true, found in their email forwards and other Socials. These are people whom are typically right-wing conservatives with strong religious beliefs. Boomer” is derived from “Baby boomers”; typically people born from 1946 to 1964 during the mid-20th century baby boom after World War II.
Did you read that email about the vaccine causing your blood to turn black? Omg gramps, you don’t want to be known as a RUMOUR BOOMER do you?! ( “Rumor” Boomer - USA sp )
by Dannyfukkinkaye May 27, 2024
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Boomer Tidbit

Lee performed a boomer tidbit when he took a picture of his zoom call with his phone.
by Drlng November 26, 2021
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boomer porn

Boomer porn is Fox News, America One Network and other hyperpartisan conservative media outlets. It can also be outrageous videos from hyper partisan conservative politicians and commentators.
All my father does all day, is watch Boomer porn
by The Big Labiaoski November 28, 2021
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