Rug Boner

When your rug bunches up and makes humps that have to pushed down.

Dan: Hey man, where's that cool rug you got last week?
Blake: I don't wanna talk about it.
Dan: What happened.
Blake: It kept getting rug boners, so I had to return it.
Dan: Im sorry for your loss man. That's deep...

by THE ASS BREAKAAAHH August 14, 2011

bargain boner

When you get such a good bargain you get a boner from it.

I just picked up a nixon jacket and adio shoes for a fourth of the price! i have such a bargain boner right now.

by Mammoth October 2, 2013

hell boner

A hell boner is that one awkward boner you get when you least expect it and then it just refuses to go down and even hurts if you get more excited.

Dude: Yo bro, come meet me down stairs for some Fortnite.
Bro: I can't get up right now, I've got a hell boner that's refusing to go down.
Dude: rip

by xerb May 2, 2019

Inward Boner

I just used this little phrase myself.. An inward boner is for a woman who gets excited (turned on) just by the thought of a certain guy.

Wow, All I do is think of you and my inward boner just happens.

by Annalis October 29, 2018

personality boner

Someone's personality makes them super attractive.

I got a personality boner for her.

by Chowmein October 31, 2013

Trashy boner

An unwanted boner which someone gets in a public place is known as a trashy boner

Karen called me a simp for getting a trashy boner

by someduck69 November 29, 2022

Hughgeffen Boner

A way to make someone say Huge effin boner without realizing it till its too late.

"Telegram! Telegram for Hughgeffen Boner!"

"haha dude just said huge boner"

by Rob aka The Juice October 28, 2008