A spittoon contains texas tea
by J. Merriam October 18, 2007
the art in which a man or woman from texas finds and locates a dead man or woman, buys a fresh piece of corn from a local shop. shoves it up the dead persons asshole or vagina or both. then goes home and rams it up their own ass untill acheiving an orgasm.
by TONYGILLIGAN April 25, 2011
by bigfoot228 September 26, 2008
its when u say fuck to a girl and spin her around 5 time, then u take ur dick and slap her in the face with it
after jim fished fucking jill in the ass he proceeded to say, "fuck u" to her, and then spun her around 5 times. After the spin was compleated he took his dick in his hand and slapped her in the face with it
by jim November 25, 2003
To fart/rip ass in someone elses mouth.
To expel internal gas through the anus into another's mouth.
A good prank to pull on a sleeping friend or enemy.
To expel internal gas through the anus into another's mouth.
A good prank to pull on a sleeping friend or enemy.
by Box of Tic Tacs November 14, 2007
When two people are having buttsex, the man on top pulls out right before cumming and instead runs his penis all over the other persons unfortunate back, leaving a trail of shit and semen. He then proceeds to rub it all in, leaving their backside an unfortunately darker shade.
Phil: Dude, have you seen Chad Warden? Is he mexican or something?
Dave: Oh no dude, he just had a few Texas Suntans.
Phil: Huh, I thought I smelled cum and shit when he walked by.
Dave: Oh no dude, he just had a few Texas Suntans.
Phil: Huh, I thought I smelled cum and shit when he walked by.
by BlackCaddyDan December 20, 2009
When one realizes he or she is driving in the opposite direction he or she wants to go and makes an illegal U-turn right in the middle of the street.
by texas turn October 20, 2007