A religious teaching by a person named Haziq that is kinda bullshit but also kinda funny and inspirational.
Person 1: I feel like my life has lost meaning.
Person 2: Have you tried seeking guidance from ajaran Al Haziqin Muhajiddin? It has helped me through tough times bro.
Person 1: You know that guidance is bullshit, asal kau bahagia lah..
Person 2: Have you tried seeking guidance from ajaran Al Haziqin Muhajiddin? It has helped me through tough times bro.
Person 1: You know that guidance is bullshit, asal kau bahagia lah..
by Blue Mountain King August 15, 2025
Get the Al Haziqin Muhajiddinmug. The most beautiful person you will find very funny usually a gamer very smart all around nice person they will always protect you. If you find a friend like this keep them forever
by Funny,intelligent, good, rson May 5, 2020
Get the Mish-almug. Truly the cutest, most amazingly funny, talented, chillest, most beautiful, most wonderful cutie pie EVER
by King Tea January 20, 2024
Get the Al the Cutie Piemug. by Sharpe2254 November 16, 2022
Get the Al donkeymug. Snaishem al Mumya (known in English as Snaishem Mummies) is effectively the same basic punishment as Mawaad bin Wadjiid in combination with the Dragon Fruit Special. The most humiliating punishment during the Snaishish Conquest Era (~1059 - 1110) usually reserved for opposing lords or traitors of the Snaishem Empire. Recipients would be incapacitated and promptly receive the Dragon Fruit Special. Servants would take the now freshly soiled person to the stake where Mawaad bin Wadjiid would then occur. Due to the deposit of fresh semi-solid excrement the now entirely soiled convicted would resemble a mummy due to the hardening of the feces.
By the lore of the Great Hogwar Egg, King Erdurand is said to have died via Snaishem al Mumya after his final defeat at the hands of Emperor King Helga in 1109.
by codynindasprite April 17, 2025
Get the Snaishem al Mumyamug. Al Ghurair Deen is a boy who is unique and has good personality. It also tell that he is attractive.
A person who will get successful for a period of time.
A person who will get successful for a period of time.
by anonymous November 22, 2021
Get the Al Ghurair Deenmug. The prom date of Moses "Morbunungus" Anderpants. Funniest mother fucker alive, and prettiest girl in the world. All the homies know who she is and fawn over her beautiful smile, luscious black hair, and enchanting brown eyes. Simply the most perfect human being to ever exist.
Person 1: "Damn, who's that girl?"
Person 2: "Don't even bother man, that's Joelle Al-Haddad. She's taken."
Person 2: "Don't even bother man, that's Joelle Al-Haddad. She's taken."
by anderpantsthe15th May 23, 2022
Get the Joelle Al-Haddadmug.