air and hair

going to the toilet and doing a big strong fart instead of a shit

home owner: hey bro what was that all about, i hope you dint mess up the toilet too bad
good friend grimacing: nah bra - just air and hair is all

by muffmirkin May 21, 2019

air sing

lip synching while wearing earphones

He: What wrong with Bob? He's moving his lips but no sound.
She: He's air singing with his iPod.

by Momus the Sarcastic August 12, 2010

fresh air

To ignore/blank some one.

"Did you speak to her?"

"No i fresh air that girl"

by Bleh dnt make me get o'l skl January 14, 2010

Air Drumming

Proving to others that you are an attention whore and failed musician.

No-one has mastered the fine art of air drumming like Lex. He does two shows a night at Nick's.

by Bobby Dee February 9, 2008

Air Lock

When a girl is sucking your cock, you grab the back of her head, pulling her close while sticking two fingers up her nose...

air lock: I was getting a bj at movies last night, and I totally airlocked that bitch..

by princedick September 25, 2009

air five

Air five is a high five through a long distance, usually used when speaking on the phone or writing emails

OOOH good one, air five!

by Morgan February 2, 2005

air karl

when you semen and fart simultaniously

bbbrrrnnnnttt!!!! splash!

by beat off kid February 10, 2004