Jew coat

Thick body hair (specific to a male) that encompasses the full length of the arms, chest, back, and neck, in such a way that it looks as if the male is wearing a coat.
Ari wore a t-shirt to the pool party because he's got quite a Jew coat.
by Matzo Goldstein March 25, 2013
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Jew Fried

When someone's brain is soo diluted with Jewish lies that they can't see past them or look to the truth. It's normally best not to talk to these people because you won't gain knowledge from them and you'll only go in circles while debating.
Don't worry about Billy over there.. His brain is just too Jew Fried.. There's nothing you can say that will get to him..
by NCR Ranger February 28, 2021
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soft jew

a jewish person that is not inherently religious; they probably don’t follow all the rules of the jewish faith, but still call themselves jewish.
why is she eating bread during passover?
-oh, she’s a soft jew
by yeetumskeetum April 10, 2018
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Smash Jew

A thicc girlie who you just wanna smash. You know?
God, Ella is my biggest smash jew.
by adrianhowell August 15, 2017
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Jew Raft

a super badass log that is floated down a stream or other water source
Joe,James, and Novesel floated there jew raft
by megaman9000 April 28, 2011
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fornicating jew

Someone who does not give up srx easily. Being miser with the sex.
My girlfriend is such a fornicating jew now that I never get laid.
by Makanana310 July 12, 2021
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jew-bowling

A game played by throwing a 2x4 with tape in various locations for different throwing types (tomahawk, javelin, etc...) in to a basketball hoop with points based on distance.
Yo, me and Dan played a sick game of jew-bowling.
by Dj_Duff November 03, 2017
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