Mosquito Jew

A Jew, usually of high intellect, who, when engaged in an argument with someone, will find any intellectual weakness and ruthlessly exploit it in an unrelenting manner.
Jack: did you see Ben Shapiro on Piers Morgan talking about guns?

Mick: ye.

Jack: What a Mosquito Jew.

Mick. Ye.
by BonerMasterMick March 25, 2020
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Jenna Jew

A Jenna Jew is a girl when you can’t tell if she is joking or mad. She often reads books and curses a lot. She can give good advice but is very opinionated. She will always be there for you even when she is mad at you.
A)Jenna Jew has a new book.
B) I wonder if she is going to yell about it later..
A) Wouldn’t be suprised.
by BunnyJoe October 22, 2017
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Jew-off

a mispronunciation of the name Joshua
"Hey, did you see that guy over there? I think his name was Jew-off"
by Pikapika200 December 2, 2021
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Homeless Jew

A grown man still living in his parents house.
This one girl I was dating asked me what I meant by Homeless Jew, so I told her. A Homeless Jew is a grown man still living at his parents house. Xavier is a Homeless Jew.
by Chang Qou May 28, 2018
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mountin jew

a jew that lives in the mountains of assyira.
the mountin jew have been living in the Assyrian mountains for around 1000.
by jherfmj January 14, 2022
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Jew d'etat

an overthrow by a small group of frugal comedians
The stand-up comedy club now has a 3-drink minimum after the recent Jew d'etat of its previous owners.
by Rimbozaggy March 30, 2023
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jew buckle

A penny pinching flobert
by Complexly unlucky December 31, 2013
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