A Jew, usually of high intellect, who, when engaged in an argument with someone, will find any intellectual weakness and ruthlessly exploit it in an unrelenting manner.
Jack: did you see Ben Shapiro on Piers Morgan talking about guns?
Mick: ye.
Jack: What a Mosquito Jew.
Mick. Ye.
Mick: ye.
Jack: What a Mosquito Jew.
Mick. Ye.
by BonerMasterMick March 25, 2020

A Jenna Jew is a girl when you can’t tell if she is joking or mad. She often reads books and curses a lot. She can give good advice but is very opinionated. She will always be there for you even when she is mad at you.
A)Jenna Jew has a new book.
B) I wonder if she is going to yell about it later..
A) Wouldn’t be suprised.
B) I wonder if she is going to yell about it later..
A) Wouldn’t be suprised.
by BunnyJoe October 22, 2017

by Pikapika200 December 2, 2021

This one girl I was dating asked me what I meant by Homeless Jew, so I told her. A Homeless Jew is a grown man still living at his parents house. Xavier is a Homeless Jew.
by Chang Qou May 28, 2018

by jherfmj January 14, 2022

The stand-up comedy club now has a 3-drink minimum after the recent Jew d'etat of its previous owners.
by Rimbozaggy March 30, 2023

A penny pinching flobert
by Complexly unlucky December 31, 2013
