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Santa's Chocolate Fudge

Have you got someone you hate for Secret Santa? Or in general just a gift for someone you hate this Christmas? Well... you should gift them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge!

First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.
Your friend: Oh no, I have to get a Secret Santa for someone I hate
You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.
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oh how dare you, you fudging thing
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Fudge Room

John: so how was the sex with George last night, he hit the g-spot?
Miranda: nah, I only use the fudge room

John: nice
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son of a fudge

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fudge!

A word that kids between 8 and 13 use to not say the "F word" when there is something that annoys them...
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hot fudge sunday

A delicious dessert that you give a partner who likes to eat ass. It's just a bit of shit topped with whip cream and a cherry...that ur partner eats from your ass YUM.
Want me to give you a hot fudge sunday baby?
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fudge

I have a fudgeeeeee
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