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Valentine's Day

A corporate holiday made by a dumb greeting card company where all you do is buy things that will end up rotting or being thrown out, candy that will make you fat and make you hate yourself and buy cards that are pointless when all you can do is say "Hey, I like you. Let's fuck."
Date: I want a (insert expensive Valentine's Day gift here)
Me: Get a job and buy it your fucking self.
by UnstableNerd429 February 22, 2015
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eldabbo day

friday’s in which all fellow dabbo believers participate in the activity of getting together to all share the pen
ohhh it’s eldabbo day?!? time to hit the bathroom
by dabboboy December 5, 2018
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Ivy Day

Ivy Day is the day when all eight Ivy League colleges (Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Columbia, Penn, Brown, Dartmouth, and Cornell) release their regular decision admissions results. This day is usually scheduled in late March or early April. The colleges usually release their decisions around the same time as well (typically from 5:00 to 7:00 PM EST).
In 2021, Ivy Day was on April 6.

I got served eight rejections in a row on Ivy Day.
by BlizzardOfDreams April 2, 2021
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Day Zero

The day when you wake up and are 100% free from any bondages of a boss, because you are now getting paid without having to work—you have graduated from a tired-and-broke entrepreneur (who used to slave for sixty to eighty hours a week for yourself to avoid working forty hours a week for someone else) to a passivepreneur.
From Day Zero, you no longer need an alarm clock as you could sleep through until you feel like waking up to have your breakfast at any time of the day.
by Fasters January 28, 2023
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Bald Day

Is a holiday, started in San Jose California USA, August 13th also known as bald day is a day that was created to support those whom have to go through chemotherapy. Participants of Bald Day will show there support on August thirteenth by either wearing a plastic bald skull cap or for the hardcore shaving all the hair off their head in hopes of spreading awareness for those living with cancer and or anyone needing chemotherapy for medical treatment.
Stephanie: Why didn't you just wear the skull cap on bald day?

Taylor: My mom has breast cancer so I thought I would shave my head on bald day so she knew she wasn't alone.
by Walter Phillips May 13, 2013
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WALNUT DAY

A day when the ball sack is shriveled up, resembling a walnut shell
I woke the other morning and thought to myself, shit its going to be a 'walnut day', as my bollocks were shriveled up like a walnut shell.......... having a wrist twist(wank) makes it worse.....
by PJ DJ August 19, 2009
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day demon

to be a “demon” at all light hours. Being a true playa at day light hours. For example if you just punch somebody in they face out of nowhere during the day you a day demon. If you fucking bitches before 7pm you’re a day demon
You heard NBA Youngboys Diss on Durk?

Yeah he’s a fucking day demon
by the oringal day demon February 26, 2022
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