mathematical dick

A douchebag, namely one who works in or studies mathematics or a discipline involving mathematics, such as engineering or physics. Originally used in the 1997 movie Good Will Hunting.

Robin Williams: It's not about you, you mathematical dick!

by DeafMilk November 30, 2019

Dick Pressers

When a man has the audacity to wear women's skinny jeans, he is wearing dick pressers.

"I saw this girl wearing skinny jeans but when she turned around i realized it was a dude with long hair wearing dick pressers."

"My brother stole his girlfriend's skinny jeans, and now they're dick pressers."

"I was going to borrow some of my brother's jeans, but i'll be damned if they weren't all dick pressers."

by Inmate # ZQ78674 March 5, 2013

Hotdog dick

When you stick your dick in between a hotdog bun and cover it with condiments.

That girl is crazy! She sucked my hotdog dick.

by Yellingman11 April 16, 2020

dick-bagel

Where a bagel gets put on the end of a mans penis and a girl eats the bagel

Omg David can I give you a dick-bagel baby

Omg Timmy you got dick-bageled?!

by Fannyflutter89 February 23, 2018

dick vomiting

When you see someone so discussing that it even makes your dick vomit. Can be used as a compliment as well. Most people take as a bad thing tho.

Bad: Person- “my dick vomiting is so bad right now”

Good: Person- “wow you look so hot. My dick just vomited”

by Saladbutt69 December 6, 2017

Dick Stubig

The man with a penis so large, it can not fit in any hole, and therefore he is the most unhappy man alive.

Dick Stubig was angry last night.

by Robert Van Winkle April 12, 2004

legion of dicks

Another name for someone who is a slut or whore. Someone who likes a lot of dicks. As defined by Dave and Chuck the freak. Also called the legion

Guy 1: "Dude Megan is so hot" Guy 2: "Yeah but she's in the legion of dicks"

by ck308 April 26, 2017