bed

my safe space

my bed is freakin *lit*, man

by Stan_yourbiggestfan06 December 26, 2021

Bed muffin

When a morning boner causes the bedsheets to form the shape of a muffin, resulting in a bed muffin

"Say, Jim! I woke up with the most swell bed muffin this morning!"

by Fat Elmer September 13, 2015

Shit the bed

The Jaguars 2018 season

After looking like possible superbowl contenders in the 2017 season. The Jaguars shit the bed in the 2018 season.

by Waldomarty November 26, 2018

bath and bed

When somebody in your group can’t hack the days session so heads home for a bath and bed

They really can’t handle this session today, looks like it’ll be bath and bed for them soon

by Anonymous Cardiff August 2, 2022

Four Post Bed

Four gay men going home to have sex with eachother.

The four gay guys at the restaurant went home to engage in a four post bed sesh.

by Lolobug May 5, 2013

sushi bed

Two Asians dudes doing a white girl.

So Chung and I had a sushi bed with Becka.

by WeMakeStuff December 1, 2017

Hot dog in bed

What do you think?

Hi hot dog in bed

by Derajcannon July 13, 2021