99-1

99% fart, 1% shit. It's kind of like sharting.

Guy- "Eww dude, it sounded like you just 99-1'd. Are you gonna go wipe that?"

by rnldlfrnr September 13, 2011

Thing 1

A boy who is your main crush above all, hence ;thing 1; Usually crush lasts a few years, may have know him and previously talked to him, usually has a ugly girlfriend who resembles a guy and therefore makes your friends say you are better looking.

Girl 1- Ughh I have a new crush

Girl 2- Who?

Girl 1- Thing 1

Girl 2- Oh is he your main crush?

Girl 1- Yup

by Thing 1 Expert September 23, 2009

May 1

Natonal post you nudes day

ryan: have you seen Rachels story?
kevin: no, why?
ryan: its May 1st, national post your nudes day!

by lettuce like dolphins April 22, 2020

November 1

November 1st is the day that you can be as fat as you want. Eat all your Halloween candy that day

We need more candy for November 1st

by It stan October 31, 2019

Level 1

Level 1 is referring to a the first level of a video as in being easy. Used to discribe a promiscuous female.

Hey Jenna is a Level 1 for suree

by norcalgirl9 October 3, 2007

April 1

Is the birthday of all evil.
It’s April fools day wich makes people born this day naturally demonic, evil, witty, very sarcastic and too smart for their own good. They can be charming and good looking or can seem quite innocent and sweet at first glance but that just helps them tricking you into doing literally ANYTHING

We should be careful i heard she was born on April 1...

I think so too you can almost see the devil in her eyes

by Itsalltrueee November 6, 2019

1* bandit

Used on forums to describe people who give posters a single star rating on msg forums.

Started bt Elitros Calimah in the SWG forums.

OMG I've been 1*d by teh 1* bandit

by Mike February 25, 2005