Real Man

A Real Man is not the beer drink'n, football love'n, Gym pump'n , porn watch'n, meat size'n, dumb ass man bun'n, lady grabber ( trump ) you think it may be. If you want to be a real man then you need to be like Lee B, driven, smart, gentle, bloody hilarious and the coolest mf.

"Get yo. shit together bro, be a real man"

"Gosh look at Lee over there! He's such a real man, so handsome *sighs*

by Throkmortonthepowerful^^ February 10, 2025

udder man

A man who spends so much time tending to cattle that he finds himself aroused by udders.

Bob: "Are you an ass man or a boob man?"
Chris: "Hanging with Daisy and Bessie I must say I'm an udder man."

by Kenya_Swallow July 4, 2016

20 dollar man

A man the does sexual acts with man/woman for 20 dollars

I went to visit the 20 dollar man again last night.

by Jasper Hail January 19, 2021

Man Width

Portrays a woman's current ability - or lack there of -- to understand man logic.

Her man width was low and as a result she could not understand his plan for modifying the garage door.

by Nduck March 17, 2024

Man Chat

When men sit down and discuss feelings, and fighting.

E.g. "Hey i just punched this guy the other day... It felt awesome. it's nice having a man chat."

by LOLBEANS May 9, 2012

Bush man

A man that brings kids Into his basement

Is that the Bush man in the Bush

by Jcool870 May 22, 2021

Glands man

A guy who devotes his life to manicuring, bleaching, and bedazzling ass holes

Dave really is a glands man, we are very lucky to have him in the community

by Badger girl 317 June 11, 2025