man door hand hook car door

Man Door Hand Hook Car door was the title of a 4chan post of somebody trying to tell a Creepypasta story.

man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"

the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.

by deepfriedshitposter June 3, 2018

man ass

A woman who has a butt that is unattractive to the male gender, because it is rigid and flat like a man's. Thus, the woman doesn't have a womanly-butt, but a "man ass."

"Check out that women at the pool. I wouldn't even want to see her naked because she has a man ass."

by Dur2099 June 12, 2018

A man da

A female by the name Amanda.
Probably transgender but says she's a lesbian

Amanda you're trans not gay
You're A man daaaa

by yourlocalcrackhead June 4, 2018

banana man

a person that gets attacked by a thing called DA-Chan

Look Da Chan is attacking a banana man

by BananaTNT June 13, 2018

Man-Ho

A man who flirts continuously, and ask for sex/sexual favors such as nudes from any woman he can get them from. If a man-ho has one relationship, it is likely that he has more off to the side.

Wow , that dude totally just asked Nikki for sex , and he has a girlfriend . What a Man-ho !!

by Bla bla bla kill yourselg June 13, 2018

Man lotion

It's cum. Sperm. Semen. Male ejaculate.

I covered my girl in man lotion last night

by hobo ben June 14, 2018

Man o'Rinse

The method of cleaning in the shower, commonly used by males, where the soap and scrubbing is focused only on the high stink areas of the body (i.e. arm pits, butt, and package). The assumption is also that since all of the soap and water drains down onto the feet during this shortened shower experience, this potential high stink area is also deemed "clean."

Wife: You still have that temporary tattoo on your arm? Don't you scrub that area?!
Husband: No... I did a Man O'Rinse...

by Kap21 June 15, 2018