Weight

That last time I pulled more than my own weight I was exploited by the whores who turned a group home for the disabled into a retard sex cult.

Hym "Yeah, no... We're not doing that. I WAS helping and what happened? Called a fucking plagiarists because I don't cite (explicitly) the names of people who prattle on about their right to not associate with me (Even though I was denied the right to not associate with the participants of retard sex cult). I'm helping everyone. Indiscriminately. For free. Need a Billion dollar movie? Here you go! Want to boost your ratings in a way that correlates 1 to 1 with dialogue I wrote? Sure, no problem. Need dialogue to make your narcissistic superman more compelling? 'He was worth more than all of you' Sound familiar? No? That was the thing I said about Andy! How about some allies? You need those? How about the quintessential smug liberal atheist? Wonder why he switched sides almost over night... 🤔 Does the world's most famous atheist not do that anymore? What happened there? Am I the dragon the most qualified psychologist on the planet imitates? Neat! Oh, no? I'm being hoisted by my own petard? Oh, ok. I see how that works. Does your ethical framework not apply to me? Oooh right I see. Cool. That's integrity. 'This is how people should BE in the world... Unless you're dealing with someone you don't like... Then just do whatever it takes to spite them...' It's not that I'm not carrying my weight; it's that I'm carrying the goddamn team and nobody's reciprocating because me losing is more important than everyone winning."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2022

Weighted plush

is a plush that’s weighted n stuff

help im at a thing where i can make a weighted plush and my social anxiety is skyrocketing

by Antonimator September 27, 2022

Weiner

A badass that randomly gropes co-workers for no good reason.

Ian is such a /weiner/ he just gropped Kyles ass again.

by PorkSloshauge November 17, 2022

weiner

a long sausage that in put in two peices of bread
sometimes used to discribe a willy

wow thats a well cooked weiner

by perrytheplatapus_wastaken December 25, 2022

WEGINA

A wedgie up your vagina. Similar to a cameltoe, just more sophisticated.

Uh this thong is giving me a wegina, I need to find a bathroom so I can pick it out!

by Weena Chong January 14, 2023

WEGINA

A WEDGIE in your vagina! Similar to a camel toe but more sophisticated.

Uh I have a WEGINA I need to go some where private so I can dig it out!!!

by Weena Chong January 14, 2023

Weiner shitzel

1. (v.) When a male engages in anal sex and the person being penetrated defecates on the male's penis
2. (n.) The feces on a male's penis when a male engages in anal sex and the person being penetrated defecates on the male's penis

1. You fucking weiner shitzeled on my dick!
2. Look at all that weiner shitzel

by Rehehehehe May 13, 2023