Wanker

A man who likes to be alone with his thoughts

Ted Lasso is a wanker.

by YeahDontCare May 7, 2021

wanker

In a literal sense, a person who masturbates, but in a more commonly used way in the United Kingdom, an idiotic person who you hate. If you call someone a wanker, you are most likely referring to the more informal use of the word and calling them a wanker, but the irony of this insult is that it's probably true in a literal way (for about 95% of people), but you hardly ever mean it that way.

Literal: That wanker won't stop wanking!
Informal: Shut up you wanker!

by Cornish surfer boy June 7, 2021

Wanker

1 - Someone who wanks.

2 - An insult.

Bonus note: wanking is male masturbation

"Piss off, you wanker!"

by Random JoJo's Fan June 7, 2021

wanker

A distinctly Australian term describing someone who is essentially an idiot or dropkick

What a wanker.

by anonymous June 9, 2021

wankering

a group of anti vaxxers or anti maskers.

can also be used for any group that has a collective opinion that is misguided, or in english, simply wrong.

"Look, a wankering of anti-vaxxers!"

by chsgaming July 24, 2021

wanker

mad dirty midget feet

I like sucking on british wankers cuz I have a midget fetish

by samnico34 November 9, 2021

Wanger

A wanger is a long plastic object that that has a handle and holds balls one at a time. You use it when in a large open space to lob/wang/project balls across said open space. This is also know as a fly ball or ball handler, it is a dog toy that helps you throw your balls more distance that by hand washing/throwing your balls.

Oí mate, gimme the wanger ya dweeb.

by Iguggiuiug November 16, 2021