Tandoori waffle

The act of blowing your wad in a chicks ass cheeks then dropping your hairy balls between them for 30 seconds. As the load dries it rips out your pubes leaving a hairy samich.

"After the gig, T dropped a Tandoori Waffle in Marnie's boot"

Tandoori waffle by GSssssss August 9, 2006

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Awful Waffle

a term used in place of Waffle House

Dude, I've got the munchies. Let's go to Awful Waffle!

Awful Waffle by TheChadAJohnson January 12, 2009

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waffle • waffle stomp • waffle house • waffler • waffleiron • waffled • waffle ass • wafflestomper • waffle crapper • Waffle maker

Blue Waffle

Verb.

When someone accomplishes a difficult task that may be considered extremely or mildly grotesque, and is compared to the vaginal disease 'Blue Waffle'.

Tessa: What... what did you do to his ankle?

Tyler: Oh, you mean why it looks all fucked up? I blue waffle'd that shit.
Tessa: ...Ew.

Blue Waffle by DefectCriminal January 13, 2011

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Blue Waffle

A delicious and nutritious treat that rises the morale of those who feast on it.

The touching story of a blue waffle:
Johnny hit rock bottom when he broke up with his girlfriend, but once he saw his sister's waffle of a vibrant blue his mood completely shifted and his appetite intensified; after Johnny had devoured Sally's blue waffle their relationship changed into something exceptionally special. Sally's selfless act of kindness had effectively strengthened their bond and ultimately transformed her brother into her best friend. As time has gone by, Johnny and Sally have grown even closer and they still share the occasional blue waffle together. Johnny wouldn't want it any other way.

Blue Waffle by Professor McBadass July 15, 2011