Mexican Waffle 

A breakfast version of the Russian Sandwich (AKA The Sneaky Lenin) popular in the resort villages of Cabo San Lucas.

Procedure: A male gives his female partner a Tequila Sunrise enema upon waking up. He soaks up the drips with a freshly made Belgian waffle, and stuffs it in her mouth.

He then flips her over and proceeds to pleasure her anally, leaving the waffle in place as a ball gag.

The trifecta (or tres-fecta, if you'd like to ingratiate yourself with the locals) is complete once she eats the waffle with man syrup and cums out the remainder of the tequila sunrise. Bonus points for a cherry involved. Super bonus points if the stem is in a knot.

Jose gave Adrianna a Mexican Waffle on a glass coffee table yesterday morning.

Mexican Waffle by Andrew Sundberg November 27, 2010

Tandoori waffle 

The act of blowing your wad in a chicks ass cheeks then dropping your hairy balls between them for 30 seconds. As the load dries it rips out your pubes leaving a hairy samich.

"After the gig, T dropped a Tandoori Waffle in Marnie's boot"

Tandoori waffle by GSssssss August 9, 2006

Awful Waffle 

a term used in place of Waffle House

Dude, I've got the munchies. Let's go to Awful Waffle!

Awful Waffle by TheChadAJohnson January 12, 2009

Blue Waffle 

Verb.

When someone accomplishes a difficult task that may be considered extremely or mildly grotesque, and is compared to the vaginal disease 'Blue Waffle'.

Tessa: What... what did you do to his ankle?

Tyler: Oh, you mean why it looks all fucked up? I blue waffle'd that shit.
Tessa: ...Ew.

Blue Waffle by DefectCriminal January 13, 2011

Blue Waffle 

A delicious and nutritious treat that rises the morale of those who feast on it.

The touching story of a blue waffle:
Johnny hit rock bottom when he broke up with his girlfriend, but once he saw his sister's waffle of a vibrant blue his mood completely shifted and his appetite intensified; after Johnny had devoured Sally's blue waffle their relationship changed into something exceptionally special. Sally's selfless act of kindness had effectively strengthened their bond and ultimately transformed her brother into her best friend. As time has gone by, Johnny and Sally have grown even closer and they still share the occasional blue waffle together. Johnny wouldn't want it any other way.

Blue Waffle by Professor McBadass July 15, 2011

Soggy waffle 

N. The game where the last person that jizzes on a waffle has to eat it.

Jizz waffle

We played soggy waffle yesterday.

Yesterday

Soggy waffle by The British slave March 20, 2011

Twat Waffle

someone who is just a total bitch

Rolando is such a fucking twat waffle

Twat Waffle by thenydondada December 10, 2013