Skip to main content

Twitter tombstone

How you would like to be remembered in 140 characters or less.
"My Twitter tombstone should be "That's what she said" - my perfect Twitlogy.

twitterdrunk 

"i am tweeting this..fadsfjsdbhifusflsdfhasodfhludsaf" , Hey Bob i think John is twitterdrunk.
twitterdrunk by Michaelgdfa September 5, 2010
The bit of skin between a womans twat and her shitter
I'd lick her twitter.
Twitter by tomkak99 October 23, 2010

Twitterace 

1. Different genders, ethnicities or people in general who use Twitter.
A. Females who Twitter are Twats.
B. Males that Twitter are Twits
C. People who obsess over one specific individuals Tweets are Twalkers.
D. Twits or Twats that Tweet when their on the pot are just plain gross. TMFI, Do Not Want.
I find myself on Urbandictionary and I do not fit under any category of the Twitterace. This I am thankful for.

Twittercast 

compilation of live rapid tweets describing a live event.
Twittercast from @LakersNation - Kobe Bryant gets the ball from the top of the key, spins, fakes and nails a 20ft Jumper for the win, 101-100.
Twittercast by WickedTweets May 16, 2011

Twitter Stance 

The act of swinging your right leg around to make it parallel to the left leg. Knees then slightly bend to a near squat position. During this entire time, both hands are locked onto the cell phone ready to make a tweet. Once into position, the tweeting process can begin. Not until the tweet is sent can the Twitter Stance be abandoned.
Shh, can't you tell he's in his Twitter Stance? We must wait until the tweet is tweeted.
Twitter Stance by BigRed6810 June 10, 2011