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Homework Threat

Where your mom threatens if you have any late or missing work, she wont allow you to do something you really want to do. She could also cancel a vacation, birthday etc.
Mom: If you have any missing work you're not going to have a birthday!
Me: I know! You pulled the homework threat at Christmas too you know!

Toilet Theater 

When you're in the bathroom and you're making dramatic sounds. For example, when peeing you make the sounds of relief. When pooping, you scream yelling at the heavens....
Guy - I just came from the men's room and there was a dude performing toilet theater in the stall. The sounds he was making while taking a shit was like an opera.

Triple Threat 

The act of wanking and ejaculating 3 times consecutively with minimal breaks in between. This could cause a threat to one's health due to the constant rapid heartbeat.
Guy 1: "Hey man, did you have a wank yesterday"? Guy 2: "Yeah man, I did the triple threat". Guy 1: Woah man, impressive".

Meat teat 

Lee the blind disabled man thought he was sucking on my wifes tit, but he actually had his mouth around my meat teat.
Meat teat by Meat Man 666 February 11, 2019

triple threat position 

When one combines weed, alcohol and an opiate-based drug in some form during the course of a session.

This may include eating edibles or smoking weed, drinking some form of alcohol and then also ingesting an opiate in aw way that one experiences the effects of all three drug types at once.
Yo dawg, I'm in the triple threat position. Let's hit da' club!

bull teat 

The male dong conceived as a source of milk, as a metaphor for jizz.
Raul loves to suck on his roomie's bull teat to get the reward of his rich bull cream. Roomie is most willing to feed his starving buddy.
bull teat by Xaime June 3, 2019