"I'm trying to keep in touch with friends, not ridicules trends, stay on one social network site you fools"

Well it basically a saying i just made up, about how there those people who keep jumping to the latest social network.

friend 1 - I think Imma get a facebook now, since everyone seems to be getting one

friend 2 - yea me too

friend 3 - yea myspace is so last year

friend who doesn't give a fuck - "I'm trying to keep in touch with friends, not ridicules trends, stay on one social network site you fools"

by Evoslip April 25, 2009

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Hey i heard tom tractor touched that guy in prison.

by jraw April 12, 2017

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touching davenorte

The time when you persuade an extremely attractive lady back to your hotel room, but you are so drunk that you involuntarily shit yourself when you get excited.

She slowly undressed to reveal the body of a goddess. Unfortunately I really needed a shit just as it was getting exciting. At first I thought I was just touching cloth, but then I realised it was all over, as I was Touching Davenorte.

by Hunk Royal October 30, 2017

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Touching Davenorte

The time that you have pulled the hottest girl of your life and she has taken you back to her apartment, but you are so drunk that you fully shit yourself as you are undressing in front of her.

I thought I was only touching cloth and might still get away with having sex with the hot girl. But then I realised I was touching Davenorte

by Hunk Royal October 28, 2017

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