Tim-Tamitis

When you eat too many Tim Tams (Australian chocolate biscuits) and feel sick.

"Fuck, I ate too many Tim Tams and now I've got Tim-Tamitis."

by ADefinitionofawordithink February 2, 2025

Tullahoma Tim Tam Slam

In a similar fashion to a regular Tim Tam Slam, the warm milk is replaced with urine.

Due to losing his fantasy football league, John had to do a Tullahoma Tim Tam Slam.

by Marcus Johnnson January 28, 2026

Tim Schnook

Nickname for Tim Cook, CEO of Apple, who unwittingly became a vassal to an incompetent and corrupt President of the United States.

There goes Tim Schnook running off to the White House again to pay tribute to and kiss the ass of Diaper Donald.

by LaughingAloud February 15, 2026

Tim Pearson

From the movie “Grandview, USA” made in 1984. This man likes OLDER WOMEN. Bro just turned 18 and he likes a 27 YEAR OLD …I guess he’s taking advantage of legal age…gulp…

Oh, hey, look, it’s Tim Pearson! Wait- is he going out with-

Yep. That’s right. He just spent the night with a 27 year old.

by h1pp13l0v3 March 17, 2026

Tim Cook

The person who, upon becoming ceo of apple, did the equivalent of what McDonnell Douglas did to Boeing when they merged. Shifting them from an honest and reliable company into one that puts money above everything else.

Tim Cook becoming ceo of apple is the equivalent of McDonnell Douglas merging with Boeing. If Steve jobs hadn’t turned down the recommended cancer treatment, apple would be as reliable as it had been all those years ago. If Tim Cook bought Boeing he would probably rush out a new plane every year and make every component proprietary such as engines and landing gear tyres and end up making the plane unsafe by rushing its design like the 737 max and dc-10.

by 99586jnfuc685nfnsngyj March 22, 2025

Tim

Tim (noun): A 6’4” tall, cute, and handsome individual who naturally stands out in a crowd. Often admired for both looks and presence, Tim carries an effortless charm that makes people take notice.

“Did you see that guy walk in? He’s tall, cute, and has that effortless confidence—definitely a total Tim.”

by Warbondz March 25, 2025

Tim cheese

Tim cheese is the murderer of john pork, john pork was tryna smash tiana cheese (tim cheese's wife) and therefore he was murdeered brutally by tim cheese, tiana cheese has come out stating that the reason she went for john pork is due to tim cheese abusive and vulgarness around his own wife, many other people have came up about the case such a pengu. The detective of this case is agent 5.5, a balding old man that constantly looks like he is on some sort of weed. the case is yet to be closed and there is still lots more information to come, there has been hints of quandale dingle and other randoms being in the lore, but agent 5.5 must approve of this otherwise it's nonsense and not canon.

Tim cheese missed the head he was getting from tiana cheese so he swiss chessed john pork

by Kurzi :) March 30, 2025