Brown-Handed sky hook

The act of shitting in your hand, while In the shower. Then proceed to loft it in the hair; over the shower curtain, in to the the toilet. Similarly to the NBA player Kareem Abdul-Jabar famous move the sky hook.

“I didn’t want to waffle stomp last night, so I brown-handed sky hooked it into the toilet.”

by Showershitter1214 June 18, 2025

assisted bra hook

Unable to hook your bra unaided following an intense upper body workout, requiring assistance until range of motion is improved

Great arms session at the gym today, its going to be an assisted bra hook for the rest of the week.

by fitnut May 16, 2014

The Hook

Term of endearment given to 1980s male with curved penis.

Can't wait to shower after the game with The Hook!

by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 9, 2019

hook fart

Faking an illness or the supposition that one has symptoms that do not associate to a real illness.

She thinks she has bronchitis but it's probably just a hook fart.

by Lotharian October 11, 2020

Rusty fish hook

I was behind this girl,so I stuck my finger in her butt,when she turned and looked at me,I hooked her like a fish....

She was so hot I rusty fish hooked her..

by The dirty one.. July 19, 2024

Hook line and sink her

The sexual act of tricking your girl into closing her eyes long enough for you to put the hook from your fishing pole through her pussy piercing. Bonus point for yelling, “Fish On” or “This is a big one”.

If she got a pussy piercing, you need to hook line and sink her.

by Jaid3d June 7, 2023

Foul Hook

To unintentionally get laid randomly. Going to a club or party without any intent to bang but just by chance you meet a willing sexual partner.

“ How did you meet your wife? “
“ I foul hooked her at a club a while back. She was at a bachelorette party, I was bar hopping, and we met randomly at the shitter”.

by Shafe98 July 15, 2018