A ginger creature that can smell gargle(beer/alcohol ) up to a mile away. Often to be found wearing Astro turf runners whilst consuming copious amounts of gargle. The Gargle Monster is also fond Derby County FC and his favourite food is Seabass.
by JPKGargle October 20, 2018
Get the Gargle Monstermug. by IToppleGovernments September 13, 2021
Get the Monster Parademug. referring to an extremely large, firm penis belonging to that of a black man.......an example of one would be 50 cent, usher and the like
by southern surfer August 3, 2005
Get the MONSTER BLACKmug. A sick, perverted fuck who shower with, molests, and rapes disadvantaged little boys who look to them as a father figure and mentor.
A sick, perverted fuck who will be murdered the minute he steps foot in prison.
A sick, perverted fuck who will be murdered the minute he steps foot in prison.
by Bone Bender December 18, 2012
Get the Tickle Monstermug. by wweeer November 23, 2020
Get the Monster Energymug. Eric : "Andrew, I'm going over to Bre's to hang out with Karen this weekend."
Andrew : "Are you going to get your squirt?"
Eric : "I'm not sure. Hopefully she is a Skully Monster and likes to give head, because I am holding off on the sex."
Andrew : "Yea that's cool, just as long as you get your squirt."
Andrew : "Are you going to get your squirt?"
Eric : "I'm not sure. Hopefully she is a Skully Monster and likes to give head, because I am holding off on the sex."
Andrew : "Yea that's cool, just as long as you get your squirt."
by GormsMyGorms March 9, 2009
Get the Skully Monstermug. I used to go to Turfmonster.com until the idiot operators decided to turf monster the site making it bulky and unusable.
Our soccer team was completely solid until it was handed off to another coach who proceeded to cut players and turf monster the whole thing.
Our soccer team was completely solid until it was handed off to another coach who proceeded to cut players and turf monster the whole thing.
by Blank77 May 19, 2009
Get the Turf Monstermug.