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An online assignment or paper with questions to see if your legally retarded or a soon to be motherfucking hardvard student
I gotta take a test I know Im gonna fail though cause Im legally retarded
by Dxddy_km February 25, 2018
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sneaker test

Relates to: free boatride plan.

Sneaker test is a non genetic update of the "one drop" test which separated out those who had even "one drop" of african blood in their ancestry to determine if they were black.

The sneaker test is not genetic but determines if you are black by how you react to being sat down and then having your sneakers taken away. If you fly into a rage get violent cry demand their immediate return or if you spent more than 160 dollars on said sneakers you are black and free boatrides are for you.
If you react like this to someone taking away your right under the 2a to defend your life against crime or tyranny with a firearm then you are a patriot or white or both. If you react this way to having your fascist worldview based on your of entitled victimhood taken away you are a progressive antifa or libtard.
The sneaker test quickly revealed Colin's roots and qualified him for a )free boatride.
by Flush the tpp March 12, 2018
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Thermodynamics Test

Derived from the Greek word κακό meaning a miserable thing invented by evil geniuses to torment unsuspecting souls. It is a test given to college students studying physics. For most, it has been known to be as bad as the Greek makes it out to be. However, the definition also means something that will be annihilated, aced, and have a curve set by those called "Keith."
Keith would say, "Oh that thermodynamics test? Yeah, I crushed it."
by ThePoet23 March 6, 2017
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Test taker's remorse

The feeling you get after you take a test or quiz and realize you made some costly mistakes.
I suffered from a nasty bout of test taker's remorse after that Calculus quiz.
by Cummy worm June 8, 2016
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scootch test

When you sit on a couch next to a fine lady and slowly scootch closer to her so see if she's into you.
Dude! Anna totally passed the scootch test!
by hydraflare May 15, 2016
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food test

When your on your first date and he/ she decides to share their food with you. If you take a bite then it's a good sign. If not the night will not progress very well and no further chances at a relationship, etc .
Search joey doesn't share food on youtube. Joey decided not to go on a 2nd date with phoebe's friend because she reach over and grab his food. Joey doesn't share and he thus fails the food test.
by urbanwolf92 October 14, 2016
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testing the book

when you sneak into the bookstore and remove the barcode
i was just testing the books Mr Krabs
by I'm in 9th grade February 15, 2018
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