Tits on a whale

a)an interjection
b)used as a comparison in similes
c)used to show amazement at an object or idea
d)used as an expression of emotion

"damn! tits on a whale!"
"i'm as hungry as tits on a whale"
"tits on a whale that was funny!"
"that person made me feel so tits on a whale"

by 06cardschamps August 22, 2008

tortilla tits

1) Flat chested chick.
2) Chick with nipples the size of tortillas.

She's got tortilla tits!

by MoonKnight March 23, 2003

tit fucking

To Fuck A Girls tits

I Titty fucked chelsea last night

by Karl March 21, 2003

Bitch Tits

When a man has large, woman-like breasts.

"Wow that guy has bitch tits."

by MF September 1, 2002

saggy tits

when a womans or mans breast's appear to become large tubesocks filled with warm oatmeal.

My grandmother's vagina reeks of mustard and she has some of the worst saggy tits this side of the mississippi...you should bang her.

by KBRADODD March 28, 2008

Beer Tits

beer tits Those big bodacious knockers that are only completely visible after she has consumed mass quantities of malt beverages and has been coaxed into entering the Tuesday night wet t-shirt contest at the local bar.

OMG, would you look at the beer tits on contestant number three!
You have to vote for those Peter!

by monk-daddy July 24, 2008

Tits or GTFO

Lolwut, if your reading this, then TITS OR GTFO.

Woman:Hi
You:TITS:
Woman:Wut?
You:TITS OR GTFO
Woman:No tits for you.
You:THEN GTFO
Random Noob:lolwut

by i am awesome, call me kai June 11, 2009