A bingo spoon is an oversized party spoon given away as a prize during psychedelic trips. It has all of the best properties a spoon can have (smooth, comfortable handle, etc). Bingo spoons also appear in the wild. For instance, the cow on the cover of Ben & Jerry’s cookie dough ice cream is holding a bingo spoon.
I won a bingo spoon at the New Year’s Eve party and built a custom wall mount to display it in my kitchen. Ahh, memories.
by Hawkeyemagoo May 10, 2021
Get the Bingo Spoonmug. 1.Yeah me and Chad spooned last night
2. Me:What did you get for number 5 on the math homework?
Chad: I got Abraham Lincoln somehow
Me: Oh my god your such a spoon
2. Me:What did you get for number 5 on the math homework?
Chad: I got Abraham Lincoln somehow
Me: Oh my god your such a spoon
by Captain long schlong May 15, 2016
Get the Spoonmug. 
Similar to an oxygen thief.
Some who is useless and are only good at driving a spoon into their mouth.
These people are not worth your time or breath or food
Some who is useless and are only good at driving a spoon into their mouth.
These people are not worth your time or breath or food
Timmy was 28 and sat at home all day eating and playing video games living with his mum.
Timmy is a spoon-driver
Timmy is useless, he is bludging off his mum eating her food, living with his mum, and unemployed.
Timmy is a spoon-driver
Timmy is useless, he is bludging off his mum eating her food, living with his mum, and unemployed.
by Emma. February 21, 2023
Get the Spoon-Drivermug. The act of stealing, or "jacking", multiple spoons from the Wendy's located inside Jester West at The University of Texas.
by Rug Maker January 26, 2010
Get the Spoon-jackedmug. A guy who uses fake alts to talk to multiple women deceitfully online.
Scooping their hearts out with lies
Scooping their hearts out with lies
“John is such a spoon. Not only did I learn he was talking to 3 other women online at the same time as me, but he actually held convos with us at the same time too! Such a fucking spoon.”
by SoRosy January 22, 2021
Get the spoonmug. Silverware that you use to eat yogurt, cereal, soup, or/and ice cream. Unless your weird and use a fork.
A type of cuddling, when a girl is on her side and the boy (or other genders) lays next to her on his side too.
A type of cuddling, when a girl is on her side and the boy (or other genders) lays next to her on his side too.
by idk_go away June 22, 2020
Get the Spoonmug.