Shitty scaler

For when someone can’t power scale for the life of them

Corbin orange is such a shitty scaler because he can’t prove anything

by StarkDanger July 28, 2025

Kingsly Scagleeotee

A name used to call someone short and stout, but with great wisdom. This person knows how to take charge, despite their size.

“Yeah, he’s a real Kingsly Scagleeotee. Did you see the way he put those guys in their place?”

“Yeah! You’d think he wouldn’t be so intimidating with his height..”

by jayartydropped August 11, 2025

Kingsly Scagleeotee

An individual who is short and stout, but has a royal presence and makes chilling remarks at the stake. He is small, but you shant doubt him.

“Oh yeah, that guy? He’s a real Kingsly Scagleeotee if i’ve ever seen one.”

by jayartydropped August 11, 2025

Dankosity Scale

The Dankosity Scale is a scale used to measure how dank memes are. Memes can range from but are not limited to "godawful", "ass", "nice", "fire", "dank" and "super dank". This is a way to measure your favourite memes from your childhood and know where they land. There is also a high likelihood of almost all brainrot being in godawful.

Mark: "Wow. Here come dat boi was a legend"
Murphy: "Where do you think he landed on the Dankosity Scale?"
Mark: "Definitely Super Dank"

by Night Terror(LH Comics) October 4, 2025

Lahey Scale

The level of drunk you are on a 1 to ten scale. Named for the Late Great Jim Lahey of Sunnyvale Trailer Park.

“Last night I was 8 out of ten drunk on the Lahey Scale!”

by TimeFoolery42 October 16, 2025

Smartwater-Scale

A discreet scale used to measure sizes of meat, typically ones used by males.
Meat is measured from the bottom of a Smartwater bottle to the top.

John: Hey, my meat goes to the 'T' on the Smartwater-Scale!
Bob: Which one?
John: The first one..

by DancingShoe1048 December 23, 2025

boston scalabrine

When a male nuts in a girls vagina on her period and she defecates at the same time, causing a mixture. She then has to lick it, creating a Boston Scalabrine.

"Hey bro, whatever happened to that girl from the bar?"
"Oh that skunt? I gave her the Boston Scalabrine"

by currencydriven January 15, 2026