The act of taking the leftover mashed potatoes, from Easter dinner, and inserting them into your partners vagina while she is on her period, then fucking the mashed potatoes out, resembling a rusty snowplow on a beat up '76 Chevy truck....
After my uncle tried to fight my sister at my moms Easter dinner party, John gave me Rusty Snowplow.
by KRiver January 8, 2017
Get the Rusty Snowplowmug. when a female blows into the asshole of her male counterpart while simultaneously giving him a reacharound(jacking him off) as if she were playing a trobone..a rusty one that is.
by Gus&Sam August 3, 2006
Get the rusty trobonemug. 1. Slang term for hand job.
2. The act of one taking his/her hand and stroking the male shaft in an up and down motion until orgasm.
2. The act of one taking his/her hand and stroking the male shaft in an up and down motion until orgasm.
Chris: Oh man, I found a rusty penny on the sidewalk!
Will: What a coincidence, your mother gave me a rusty penny last night, followed by a rusty nickel!
Will: What a coincidence, your mother gave me a rusty penny last night, followed by a rusty nickel!
by CockBad February 9, 2010
Get the Rusty Pennymug. by cubanluis March 16, 2008
Get the rusty screwdrivermug. It's the art of the double dip on a divorced lady who hasn't had sex in years. You do her in the butt, and she has bloody stool. Then, while having tons of bloody shit on your dick, you slide it into her bloody period vag, thus resulting in a brown/red vagina-or a Rusty Taco.
Picking up the last skanky cougar at a bar, usually with wrinkly overly bronzed tits, sporting a Sturgis t-shirt and you wonder how the fuck she burns down so many Marb Reds without igniting her 80's glamour shot hair sprayed pube farm of hair. Also, guaranteed to give you a bj in a dumpster while wearing ass-less chaps that are coated in her rusty taco sauce. She may be missing a tooth, but she can suck a mean hog as she most likely started blowing Hells Angel thugs at age 17.
by Harm Nasty May 3, 2011
Get the Rusty Tacomug. The act of insertion by any means necessary, a cakey desert by a partner. Then, the partner eats this desert from the asshole with a spoon until satisfied.
Rumored to have originated amongst carnival workers from Massachusetts.
Rumored to have originated amongst carnival workers from Massachusetts.
by Silent Meat April 11, 2011
Get the Rusty treatmug. When you stick your dick into a butthole while that person is taking a runny shit, then pull out and make them play the meat whistle!!
Dude my date was a freak, she had me stick her in the chocolate starfish while she was droppin some soup then I made her play the meat whistle! It was a rusty whistle!
by Ass gasket January 5, 2016
Get the rusty whistlemug.