procrastimath

The act of putting off an assignment by calculating the minimum grade you need in order to achieve the desired grade in a class.

"Yeah, I'm not too worried about this paper due tomorrow. Utilizing procrastimath, I figure I only need a 50 on it to get an 85 for the class, and I'm totally cool with that."

by katyhurk December 18, 2012

procrasturbate

Procrastinating by masturbation.

I should really finish that report for work, but I think I'll just watch some porn and procrasturbate a bit longer.

by zaea January 22, 2013

Procrastibating

Pretty much killing two birds with one stone...

I enjoy procrastibating because that way, I can fuck my hot teacher in TWO different ways!

by Some girl in a college class February 6, 2013

Procrasticracy

Structure made to secure work for many by denying many more to take action, build & achieve

Inventor: HMG

Wait 8 months before you reply to three little girls application to get a approval to build a treehut. Then give a uncomprehensible answer that is not clear on whether it is a go or no go

Achievement: The new & important "Procrasticracy"

by annhen March 5, 2013

Procrastitwunt

A person who aside from being a Twat / Cunt hybrid also has the misfortune of being a procrastinator.

Example: Did Rob send out the notes yet? Nope. He's being a Procrastitwunt!

by Sawboy May 6, 2013

Procrasturbation

The art of procrastination through the medium of masturbation.

'My head hurts after a week of solid revision'
'My arm hurts after a week of solid procrasturbation'

by NolanWilliams May 20, 2013

procrasturblazing

Using 420 to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await.

George: Yoloswag faggot, we should be procrasturblazing it.
Yoloswag Faggot: wut

by tjanster June 10, 2013