Procrastitwunt

A person who aside from being a Twat / Cunt hybrid also has the misfortune of being a procrastinator.

Example: Did Rob send out the notes yet? Nope. He's being a Procrastitwunt!

Procrastitwunt by Sawboy May 6, 2013

procrasticunts 

people who have a tendency to put things off, natural-born enemy of efficiency

Markiplier: I’VE BEEN UP SINCE 4AM. I’VE ALREADY RECORDED AND EDITED ALL MY VIDEOS. I’VE ALREADY WORKED OUT TODAY. GET FUCKED PROCRASTICUNTS.

procrasticunts by its_not_delivery September 5, 2018

procrastitute 

(noun) A cheap whore of dalliance and delay.

Instead of paying his electricity bill, Jonathan pissed away the afternoon playing two games of ATTACK, taking a personality test on facebook, and writing a few inane definitions on urbandictionary.com What a procrastitute!

procrastitute by Jonathan McConnell February 17, 2009

procrastitweeting 

Increased twitter activity during periods of study or work, as a means of procrastinating.

I have a huge assignment to do but instead I've been procrastitweeting by @replying all my friends about how much I hate having to do this assignment.

procrastitweeting by hiddenstar13 October 4, 2011

procrastitute 

The act of going on craigslist and calling a hooker to come to your place when you actually have something important you should be doing, such as studying or writing a paper.

Alex: Dude did you study for todays final?
Smegma: Nah, I was going to, but then i went on craigslist and called over a prostitute.
Orion: Haha Nice!!
Alex: Dude, your such a procrastitute.

procrastitute by Darth Master Vader January 28, 2011

Procrastitute 

A person who readily submits his/her body and mind to procrastination and hence meets deadlines without protection.

John should not be whining about flunking the course now, he should have thought about it when he was being a procrastitute while the rest of us were playing it safe.

Procrastitute by AinakWalaJIN October 10, 2009

procrastitute 

a procrastinator to the extream or someone who insults you when you cant think of a reply

stop being a procrastitute and take out the trash

or

your such a procrastitute

procrastitute by Murphyp August 3, 2005