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Procrastitwunt

A person who aside from being a Twat / Cunt hybrid also has the misfortune of being a procrastinator.
Example: Did Rob send out the notes yet? Nope. He's being a Procrastitwunt!
Procrastitwunt by Sawboy May 6, 2013
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procrasticunts 

people who have a tendency to put things off, natural-born enemy of efficiency
Markiplier: I’VE BEEN UP SINCE 4AM. I’VE ALREADY RECORDED AND EDITED ALL MY VIDEOS. I’VE ALREADY WORKED OUT TODAY. GET FUCKED PROCRASTICUNTS.
procrasticunts by its_not_delivery September 5, 2018

procrastitute 

(noun) A cheap whore of dalliance and delay.
Instead of paying his electricity bill, Jonathan pissed away the afternoon playing two games of ATTACK, taking a personality test on facebook, and writing a few inane definitions on urbandictionary.com What a procrastitute!
procrastitute by Jonathan McConnell February 17, 2009

procrastitweeting 

Increased twitter activity during periods of study or work, as a means of procrastinating.
I have a huge assignment to do but instead I've been procrastitweeting by @replying all my friends about how much I hate having to do this assignment.
procrastitweeting by hiddenstar13 October 4, 2011

procrastitute 

The act of going on craigslist and calling a hooker to come to your place when you actually have something important you should be doing, such as studying or writing a paper.
Alex: Dude did you study for todays final?
Smegma: Nah, I was going to, but then i went on craigslist and called over a prostitute.
Orion: Haha Nice!!
Alex: Dude, your such a procrastitute.
procrastitute by Darth Master Vader January 28, 2011

Procrastitute 

A person who readily submits his/her body and mind to procrastination and hence meets deadlines without protection.
John should not be whining about flunking the course now, he should have thought about it when he was being a procrastitute while the rest of us were playing it safe.
Procrastitute by AinakWalaJIN October 10, 2009

procrastitute 

a procrastinator to the extream or someone who insults you when you cant think of a reply
stop being a procrastitute and take out the trash

or

your such a procrastitute
procrastitute by Murphyp August 3, 2005
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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