Dauphinoise Potato

When you stick a potato up your butt so when he eats your ass, he gets a special dinner.

Him: Babe, I'm hungry. What's for dinner?

Her: I'm busy preparing you a "Dauphinoise Potato"

by CyborgMonkey69 March 1, 2021

potato head

A person who judges someone else because of their own arrogance without looking in the mirror at their own potato brain in their potato head on their potato body in their couch, potato selves.

Redditor: why is that guy being so idiotic in this game. He’s so trash at it he might as well quit. This is not what this game is about. Did you actually READ the handbook?!!!!!!?????

Me: ok potato head

by masPene March 20, 2021

greasy potato

A person of low intelligence and easily offended. Oftentimes they believe they are smart and being offended proves it.

I called this girl a greasy potato after she said she was offended by my hatred of lawn gnomes. She said it was offensive to Norwegians.

by comradegrizzly August 2, 2023

Mr. Potato

A Mr. Potato is a strange creature still being examined at the SCP-Foundation HQ, Mr. Potato aka A SCP-001 aka A gofuckyourself, was found in an abandoned cave in the late 10,000 BC. He is still being examined during this very day. He is also very dangerous and can kill you without you even noticing. He is to be kept locked during every time when chatting with it. He can read minds, make you insane, give you nightmare's, And know your future.

"So... How has HE been doing?"-Mr. Shrek
"He's been doing fine."- Dr. Pepe
"How did the conversation go?"-Mr. Shrek
"Good....."-Dr. Pepe
"Is everything okay Dr. Pepe?Mr. Shrek
"We're going to die....."-Dr. Pepe
*Windows break*
"WHAT THE FUCK?"-Mr. Shrek
*Lights go out*
"Do not worry Dr. Pepe! The lights will come on any second now!"-Mr. Shrek
"Dr. Pepe?-Mr. Shrek
*Lights come on*
*Dr. Pepe's dead*
*Mr. Shrek looks away in disgust*
*Upon doing that*
*A tall round figure is standing twice as high*
*The figure comes closer and lightly tells Mr. Shrek in a soft voice*
"It's all Potato now"-Mr. Potato
*Mr. Shrek dies*

THE END.

by M1. Potato June 13, 2016

potato digger

A group of groupies who are semi-attractive to very attractive who fall for the current teenage heartthrob.

Here is a hello to all you potato diggers.

by Shaggyjumpsuit June 19, 2016

potato server

Potato server is a server with bad quality

Guy1: "Uplay servers sucks"
Guy2: "thats because they got a potato server"

by bitchboy1337 July 9, 2017

mayo potato

A interesting character that has the best nickname in the world: MAYO POTATO. She has swag and style. Everyone wants to be Mayo Potato

"It's Mayo Potato!" Said Girl 1. " Ya she da coolest" Everyone said.

by KA LAYLA DA ONE AND ONLY March 7, 2017