Almost identical to hoggin, a pig contest involves two or more contestents that try to pick up the fattest and/or ugliest girl in a bar.
We didn't see any hotties in the bar, so me and my buddies decided to have a pig contest last night. I won because I banged your Mom!
by Tubzilla October 09, 2008
Loves the low life pig pen dirty life style. Free loading house guest. Females may use the blood horn.
by Ziggy77 October 05, 2006
He pulled down his pants and exposed his shrivel-pig and I puked a little in my mouth!
Calling his a dick is a compliment. He’s a shrivel-pig!
Calling his a dick is a compliment. He’s a shrivel-pig!
by Boymom0406 September 24, 2019
When someone likes to get all the attention for a successful project and not recognising the efforts of all the other people involved.
Client: So I heard that you were nominated for a big award on VRLX.com the website that changed the world?
GloryPig: Yes, I am. I am the one who was responsible for its success and am flying to New York to accept the award for website of the decade actually.
Client: You fuckin dickhead wanking glory pig!
GloryPig: Yes, I am. I am the one who was responsible for its success and am flying to New York to accept the award for website of the decade actually.
Client: You fuckin dickhead wanking glory pig!
by pronky lester December 07, 2010
by Taytay_ms_o July 27, 2018
by Assclapituss February 03, 2020
Hi pooch pig.
by Mac n cheese March 10, 2014