Running into a Tree

Replacement phrase for masturbation. Derived from World of Warcraft for what someone who is not paying attention to the game and running into a tree/wall could possibly be doing.

"where the hell is john?"
"idk, probably running into a tree!"

by JustinFromColorado January 5, 2008

tree cat

Hairy female genitals.....furry fanny......hairy pussy and such

Fuck I had a tree cat last night

by RobnDean July 31, 2005

Crab Tree

Some cunt u cant describe, theres something wrong in there head and u get the urge to smash him/her inexplicably, talks some weird kindsa shit, all over abnormal, a magnet to all shit that can happen, fucks underage people, just a fucking strange motherfucker.

Jez is this guy at vault, he is a crab tree

by Jera-Ziah January 19, 2010

three on the tree

when u have three drink bitches on your cock. happens mainly in college settings

yo i had three on the tree, they sucked the shit out of me

by rod thorn June 19, 2003

Brazilian Tree

Slang for sex, used mostly in Discovery Middle School in Alexandria MN

Me and your girlfriend had some wicked Brazilian Tree last night.

by heyaysavetheday April 3, 2009

Tree Cuddle

The act of multiple guys cuddling together. Their limbs are so close together that it resembles the branches (or roots) of a tree.

Girl 1: So, your boyfriend and his brothers had a tree cuddle last night. I was a little bit confused.
Girl 2: Oh, he does that a lot.

by Policy Agreement August 1, 2012

CUBAN TREE

A word meaning Cigar, usually of the Cuban type.

Man must be high rollin, he's hittin a cuban tree.

by drjemt May 6, 2009