mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025

Tight Turn

A person who thinks other people know what they're talking about but isn't really saying anything.

My friend knows all about those tight turns but in reality he is just stupid.

by Mikeydefines May 3, 2022

turn you on to

Phrase from the seventies meaning to introduce a person to something new or interesting or "cool" that is totally new to their experience.

Yeah man, glad I could turn you on to some Thai stick finally. Pretty fucking...uh...I forgot what I was going to say...

by Cathalasaurus September 23, 2017

Turn Josie

when someone 'turns josie' they are given a small amount of authority and then are super bitchy about it to everyone who's supposedly under/equal to them

I don't know if I should put them in charge, what if they turn josie

by cobbler?ibarelyknowher October 27, 2022

Tibbeton Turn pike

When someone is having intercorse with a walrus and decides to pike it in the ass and turn side to side with its tail and teeth as leverage.

Damn jason gave that bitch a tibbeton turn pike

by Dylfansison September 2, 2018

Turned out to be a giraffe

When a person pretends to be someone much more valuable than who he really is

- Let's call John to the party tomorrow! His family's rich, he's nice, and he makes a ton of money. so he might bring an expensive present.
- No need to bother about John, he turned out to be a giraffe
- Oh, seems like he is not that successful and rich after all

by mithyard June 24, 2021

TV Turned Off

The TV (abbreviation for Television) is a metaphor for the persons life. To turn someone’s TV off is to end their life. Or if someone almost got their TV turned off, they almost lost their life. It could be a literal loss of life, or a hyperbolic loss of life.

1.) My mom is going to turn my TV off if I don’t pass this test tomorrow.
2.) I almost got my TV turned off yesterday when that drunk driver almost ran into me. Luckily the police pulled him over in time before anyone got hurt.

by Jasiriheart April 23, 2025