Talkin Soft

Talking Soft is a phrase that people from the South of England (SOUTHERNERS) think people from the North of England (NORTHERNERS) say.

It is used when someone says something the speaker of the phrase believes is daft/stupid.

'Sun in Yorkshire? You're talkin soft lad. You better get back't mine

by 2 ScaredAndConfused October 12, 2020

Soft

Kang Yeosang. Period.

Teacher: Describe something soft.
Kid #1: uhhh...wool!
Kid #2: COTTON!
Me: Kang Yeosang.

Teacher: You are absolutely correct sweetie! You have no homework.

by thekpopnoob November 16, 2019

soft groomer

a type of groomer that isn’t sexual. a groomer that plays nice and is sweet, and mostly seen as a parental figure by the person being groomed. this groomers intent is only to gain control and trust only later to abandon or turn against the one being groomed.

“He was a soft groomer.”
“Oh man, I’m sorry. They’re hard to point out…”

by villiandeku November 12, 2023

soft log

The act of slapping ones flaccid penis against the females face to initiate sexual interaction.

Suzy was being a prude so Brian whipped it out and gave her the soft log to put her in the mood.

by jjslozz April 26, 2016

Soft Pomeranian

A girl with a cute puss with a lot of bush.

I was with Carol last night - total Soft Pomeranian downstairs.

by Kirei Kotomine July 12, 2018

Soft Serve

When you are serving model face but not fully serving. Kinda like a coincidental or accidental serve. One that looks effortless.

That girl is giving soft serve like why she look so sexy.

by gurgurgur January 8, 2025

Hard Head Makes A Soft Behind

An American/Southern phrase used particularly to children, to warn them against disobedience. Particularly hinting at potential physical punishments.

Kid: "I don't wanna go to school today"
Grandma: "Do what I told you," "Hard Head Makes A Soft Behind"

By: Otis T. September 8th, 2025

by LionHeart99 September 8, 2025