Short white bitch

Short white bitch normally a two faced liar. Loves drama

Dude...stay away from her. She's just a short white bitch.

by Fxiry_farts June 20, 2018

Cosmic Short Stick

When things are going so bad that everything you do just gets progressively worse. You get the short end of the stick on every task throughout the day.

What I get fired and now your leaving me? Did I draw a cosmic short stick or something?

by Patricia LaSalliane November 26, 2010

Short Guy Grunt

The short guy grunt refers to guys at the gym that make loud obnoxious sounds like grunting or screaming while doing incomplete reps with weights that are obviously too big for them and in some cases they will scream and grunt with light weights, this is done to make themselves feel bigger than they actually are. Typically shorter men are seen doing the short guy grunt while lifting, but it doesn’t matter how big you are, if you’re being loud and obnoxious for no reason at the gym then you’re still doing the short guy grunt

“Yo what the hell is that noise?”
“Just some loser doing the short guy grunt”

by J-dub August 1, 2020

Short Sleeved Magician

When you see what's coming.

"Tom called me on my birthday, then asked for twenty dollars."
"wow, that guys a real short sleeved magician."

by AveryDanger March 1, 2010

Get it girl shorts

Shorts that show of the butt.Used to attract the opposite sex,they are very short mostly worn by girls between the ages of 13 and 26.

Jane:Sarah was wearing thse get it girl shorts yesterday.
Lana:Really?
Jane:Yeah,all the guys were checking her out!

by applesausegirl July 10, 2009

long sleeve shorts

Pants, capris, clam diggers, etc.

"Are you going to wear shorts today?"
"Yea, but it's cold, so I'm going to wear long sleeve shorts"

by MeganMe May 15, 2007

one brick short

Not mentally sound ,used to discribe stupid people .short for "one brick short of a full load"

They really've to be one brick short to think 9 is a letter in the alphabet

by dietellingtruth March 30, 2015