serious naked

adj. To be particularly good-looking when naked.

Yo, I had no idea her body was that fine. She was serious naked.

by MLJBSTAMCT March 4, 2011

Dick naked

Wearing no clothes completely nude

I'm in the shower, dick naked of course

by Epictailz February 19, 2017

bitchin naked

Nice body that is naked.

Has the right curves. Just nice to look with out clothes on.

She was so hat with her clothes off , she was bitchin naked bro!

by Slash69 March 4, 2017

Clit-naked

Exactly the same as bollock-naked, but bollocks not included.

I woke up, I was clit-naked, on a table, and there was semen everywhere...

by BDE1987 July 2, 2017

church naked

The more PG way of explaining nakedness.

The state of being bare, excluding underwear.

Girl 1: I was so wasted last weekend– I think I ended up getting naked.
Girl 2: You got naked?
Girl 1: Well, church naked.
Girl 2: Thank goodness

by notncrmie July 12, 2017

bootyhole naked

When someone is naked to the point where u can see their booty hole

I was in the booty klub last night and they was bootyhole naked

by booty naked July 25, 2017

butt naked

to take off everything of value and give it to the person robbing you. Similar to Break yourself which can be done in conjunction with getting butt naked.

Break yo self fool, get that shit in this bag, butt naked, bitch

by The realest of the fake January 4, 2018