life mosh

That moment when things look bad , or rough.

Basically an fml moment

"You got an STD?? Life mosh."

"Your welfare check didnt come yet? Life mosh."

by kai2312 January 23, 2014

Barred For Life

The Insurrectionist in Chief’s nickname for his previously deeply loyal ex-AG who has finally made a decision to split from 45’s cult of delusion.

Why of course he is Barred For Life, he won’t be at my side in the next glorious and more outwardly racist chapter since he can’t see that Donald Trump was the true winner of the 2020 election!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 29, 2021

The Meaning of Life

Pootis, ~noun, Phu-tos.

Pootis, or, Phu-tos. It is the meaning of life. (- Heavy, TF2.)

by LithiumLanthanumNitrogen6738 October 21, 2020

My life

A joke

My life should have been ended as a fetus

by Yeeter the 3rd November 10, 2019

Slut-life

Like "salt life" but for promiscuity instead of ocean living.

Jenny has been out three times this week, living that slut-life.

by Bradford James May 26, 2018

Google Life

Noun: The process of googling one's name to constuct a timeline of one's life from the search results.

"Damn dude, my google life sucks compared to yours! I can't belive that you were a Pokemon champion at 10, a porn star/college baseball star at 18, a Military hero at 25, a welfare scam artist at 30, and you died in Honolulu at age 53."

by Traffic Office August 3, 2005

thug life

man. whts with all the ppl tht dont know jack shit about pac posting wht thug-life is?
all u wanna b pac fans get outta here.
thug- life stands for "the hate u gave lil infants fucks everyone" learn tht shit. thug life does not have aything to do with drugs or hookers or wht ever u ppl are posting.
pac described a thug as a person stuk in the ghetto tht is trying or has successed in getting out of the ghetto.
man u ppl thnik to little of pac if u think thug life ment he was a gangster. he himself said "me? i aint a gangster. im a rapper. and not a gangster rapper. just a rapper."

pac is livin the thug life.

by y the fuck u need to know May 15, 2007