Jonah Smart

Sexy as all hell, any woman would gobble his bits

Oh my god it's Jonah Smart, I want to make sex with him

by Very hot lady November 16, 2025

Jonášek

A slightly chubby Czech male who's submissive and breedable.

Mitch: Look at that fat ass n*igga over there!
Gara: Gosh, that's such a Jonášek if I've ever seen one.

by tromboneslayer420 December 15, 2025

A-Jonas

When you break-up with someone by text messages instead of confronting them face to face.

hey wheres your Girl-friend. "What Girl-friend I A-Jonased her and shes no more

''you coward''

by M-Boy 10 December 7, 2010

Uncle Jonah's Chargrill

When a Kid obsessed with fire is allowed to cook, it is reffered to as 'Uncle Jonah's Chargrill'

Most Commonly Used in NSW Australia

Guy: and thats how you burn sausages.
Guy2: welcome to Uncle Jonah's Chargrill!

by Pyro_In_Training December 11, 2012

josuah jonas

Josuah jonas is a simp and a cheaters when it comes to cart games

Merle : money please

Josuah jonas : here you go tale me money

by Lichtbus April 12, 2020

Going Jonas

When someone goes Jonas they are depressed but can’t show it because they know no one cares or ever will

The term comes from Norway when a boy named Jonas experienced this very thing

He is so sad I think he’s going Jonas

by You don’t need me September 18, 2020

Tim Jonasson

a Tim will try to eat you as soon as possible. never be in a room alone with a tim, cause he is a predator and your his natural prey. you will hate him and he's so annoying he's conidered to be a learning dissebility. he will often try to mount you and lay an finger nails in your hair. he always brags about his training schechual and is probobly stronger than thicccc thanos!? he hates vegetebles and he getts burned by crosses. he's often seen pissing on graves or haning out with a large lepricon ginger dude and fricking Guld lock.

a frick Tim Jonasson is going to nuke a kinder garten.

by invandrar experten klas October 2, 2020