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Blue jean slide

All good Catholic boys and girls refrain from spanking the monkey and doing the blue jean slide on Fridays.
by jefflebowski October 21, 2010
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Billie Jean

Billie Jean is not Michael Jackson’s lover.
by Be Like Bob the Builder October 5, 2020
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Salem Ass Jeans

Jeans/denim that are no longer trendy at the moment, but they were in a previous cycle.

Similar to comparing the big city trends to the suburban trends, and how the suburbs are often one-step behind the more modern city trends (Portland, Oregon versus Salem, Oregon in this example).

Portland (circa 2014): Everyone wearing dark washed, selvedge denim.
Salem (circa 2014): Everyone wearing light washed, bootcut jeans with hammer loops.
When my friend Kevin moved to Portland from Salem, he lamented his current jeans situation: "I need to get some newer jeans for Portland, I got some Salem Ass Jeans right now."
by manjoseph January 21, 2022
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Zoom jeans

Denim pants casually worn as the bottom half of a dressy outfit, such as shirt, or blouse, blazer and tie, which is off-camera during a Zoom videoconference requiring business apparel.
When I have to wear Zoom jeans, I don’t bother with a belt, either.
by anonymous March 1, 2021
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you wore a jean vest

to call out somebody's hypocritical and ironic behaviour, quoted by Nicki Minaj circa 2011.
"The jacket gon-"
"The jacket looks great i don't know whatcha talkin' about but every woman in here is gonna like that- please it's- you wore a jean vest"
by hiraikills July 10, 2022
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Jeans Sardine

A woman’s vagina that is on the stink
She loves to munch on the jeans sardine
by Penfold mole November 5, 2023
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